This Side of Paradise

Belize Lives Up To Its Reputation

You’ve probably heard of Belize. Adventurous travelers have long raved about the many modes of paradise it makes available to visitors. They weren’t kidding.

Our pick for 2017–18’s top winter getaway is Belize. For years, adventurous travelers have championed its many virtues, speaking of it with a wide-eyed, almost mystical reverence. Still, most people aren’t even sure exactly where in the world it is, they’ve just heard that it’s a uniquely special place. What they’ve heard is true.

The Allure

 

Located just to the south of Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula, Belize is equal parts Caribbean and Central American, offering an astonishingly lush mainland and a vast network of postcard-perfect island beaches. Perhaps no other country on earth is so well positioned — due, in part, to its relatively modest size — to satisfy both a thrilling plunge into jungle archaeology and a white-sand layabout among countless cayes and atolls. Whichever side of paradise you prefer, the best part about Belize is that it’s mostly under the radar for the jet set, and even the residents aren’t numerous enough to comprise a crowd. For now, and hopefully for decades to come, Belize belongs almost entirely to nature.

The Landscape

 

Macal River
Macal River
  • With 37% of its territory set aside for ecological protection, Belize is a dynamo of rugged beauty and biodiversity. Think howler monkeys, keel-billed toucans, and even a dedicated jaguar sanctuary. The relatively low human population helps, of course, but so does the confluence of the Caribbean and Central American biomes, with niches for every sort of tropical plant and animal between the forested plains to the north and the Maya Mountains to the south.
  • Make the barrier coral reefs a must-see; part of the world’s second-longest stretch, they protect the marshy coastline like a gilt frame, and are far and away the most popular collective destination in the country. Of particular note is the Great Blue Hole, a favorite of Jacques Cousteau: it’s a magnet for divers and snorkelers of all skill levels, all eager to catch a glimpse of its awe-inspiring stalactites, remnants of a time before it was flooded by rising ocean waters.

 

The Attractions

 

Actun Tunichil Muknal Cave
Actun Tunichil Muknal Cave
  • Belize is home to the largest system of caves in Central America, with some of the Western Hemisphere’s most awe-inspiring formations. What’s more, many of the most majestic structures are cut through by rivers, and are best explored by tube float or canoe. Some caves can even be traversed via zip line. Does it get any better?
  • Ambergris Caye, the largest island, is by general consensus the place to be for the young and svelte. Not only are its beaches unspoiled and its mangroves seductive — the primary means of transport is the golf cart, our civilization’s most amusing vehicle. Past sunset, its resorts hum with nightlife and smitten stargazers.
  • Most come at least in part for the unrivaled Mayan heritage, a staggering 900 sites’ worth of historical wonderment, including Xunantunich in western Belize. There’s nothing quite like attaining the zenith of a stairstep ziggurat to gaze in every direction on lush, uninterrupted tropical foliage.

 

The Culture

 

El Castillo at Xunantunich
El Castillo at Xunantunich
  • The official language is English, but you may catch strains of Belize Kriol (Belizean Creole) while strolling around. It’s the lingua franca in an impressive sea of languages and dialects, just similar enough to its parent English to sound intelligible at first. Listen in and see if you can tell what else is woven into the fabric of this singular patois.
  • Come for September Celebrations if you can. This 11-day stretch — bookend by Battle of St. George’s Caye Day and Independence Day — is your best chance for witnessing Belizeans at their most hospitable and extravagant. They only obtained independence in 1981, after all; it’s a young celebration, and boy does it ever burn brightly.

 

The Hotels

 

If you know us at all, you know we’d have a hard time getting all that excited about a destination whose hotels are anything less than extraordinary. Fortunately Belize’s hoteliers, including a certain famous film director, are up to the task of creating lodgings that are worthy of their setting. And while some resorts tend to sanitize their immediate surroundings, the best hotels in Belize seek to deliver you deeper into the natural attractions and activities the country is known for.

 

Blancaneaux Lodge

San Ignacio

Blancaneaux Lodge - boutique hotel in San Ignacio

Film director Francis Ford Coppola knows a thing or two about staging an epic adventure in the jungle. Suffice it to say that things at Blancaneaux Lodge go quite a bit smoother than they did in Apocalypse Now. This is no dilettante’s experiment, but a highly accomplished, unpretentiously luxurious eco-lodge — and the wood-fired Italian cuisine and Coppola wines don’t hurt a bit.

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Las Terrazas

Ambergris Caye

Las Terrazas - boutique hotel in Ambergris Caye

Ambergris Caye isn’t the easiest place on the planet to reach — once you get to Belize you’ve still got a commuter flight and a speedboat ride ahead of you — but it’s worth every mile. Situated right on the white sandy beach, Las Terrazas is a resort in the proper sense of the word — there’s a huge infinity pool, a fine-dining restaurant, a spa and wellness center, the works. All of this at boutique scale: just 37 rooms.

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Thatch Caye

Dangriga

Thatch Caye - boutique hotel in Dangriga

Set on a farm a 25-minute boat trip from the mainland, Thatch Caye occupies the merest speck of an island, with five overwater cabanas, four larger casitas with rooftop patios, and a single Family Villa, essentially a triple unit on stilts above the sea. What it may lack in five-star gloss it makes up for in full-immersion eco-tourism — you can’t get much closer to nature than this.

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Matachica Resort & Spa

Ambergris Caye

Matachica Resort & Spa - boutique hotel in Ambergris Caye

Sometimes a hotel’s address says a lot. Matachica’s, officially, is “5 Miles North of San Pedro, Ambergris Caye, Belize.” Set along a secluded white sand beach and reachable only by motorboat, the place looks more like some bohemian castaway commune than a typical resort, with its small collection of colorful thatch-roofed casitas scattered amidst the palm trees.

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Victoria House

San Pedro

Victoria House - boutique hotel in San Pedro

On the fringe of San Pedro, at the south end of Ambergris Caye, Victoria House’s 42 plantation-style rooms spread out over ten acres of white sand beaches and tropical gardens. From here you’ve got unparalleled access to the Belizean Barrier Reef, including such attractions as the Hol Chan Marine Reserve and the sensibly (if frighteningly) named Shark Ray Alley.

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Turtle Inn

Placencia

Turtle Inn - boutique hotel in Placencia

The sequel to Blancaneaux Lodge, Turtle Inn dives deeper into Coppola’s taste for Asian design, featuring Balinese-style cottages and villas and Japanese-style baths. But there’s no mistaking the setting, which is pure Belizean beachfront chill — especially if you opt for a higher level of seclusion at Coral Caye, the hotels’ own private island, home to a single isolated cottage.

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Belcampo Lodge

Punta Gorda

Belcampo Lodge - boutique hotel in Punta Gorda

Set on a 3,000-acre sustainable farm, surrounded by a 15,000-acre rainforest preserve, and comprised of twelve privately sited, low-impact, high-pleasure suites, Belcampo Belize is, quite simply, one of the leading eco-hotels on the planet. The wildlife experiences are extraordinary, and so is the food — typically a weak link in the Caribbean, here it’s painstakingly local and expertly prepared.

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Ka’ana Resort

San Ignacio

Ka'ana Resort - boutique hotel in San Ignacio

The one and only landlocked hotel on this list, San Ignacio makes its home in the Mayan country of western Belize, near the Guatemalan border. You’ll trade surf and sand for archaeological expeditions and rainforest canopy tours — and at the end of the day you’ll have a small-scale, environmentally friendly luxury hotel experience awaiting your return.

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El Secreto

Ambergris Caye

Ka'ana Resort - boutique hotel in San Ignacio

El Secreto’s secret recipe? Thirteen luxe thatch-roofed villas, a hidden Caribbean cove, and plenty of activities for those unsatisfied with lying in some warm white sand under the shade of a swaying palm tree. And as you’d guess, it’s all rather secluded. There’s no road in, just a speedboat that takes you eleven miles up the coast from the more crowded beaches of San Pedro.

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See all of our boutique hotels in Belize.

 

2 Comments
  1. Yes, I have that wide eyed look on face when thinkng of Belize! I love it there because of the wonderful people, the peaceful feeling, the low key experience. The only thing I wish as better is the food. I have visited there twice for a week each and maybe had one really good dinner. I went back the next night and it wasn’t so great. I went to Guatemala for a day and had a wonderful lunch. Did the British do something when it was under their British Honduras name to affect the culinary scene? Mexico and Guatemala border Belize so you should have the influence of their great food. But it is worth going back because of everything else.

  2. Belize is a Lost City of Z for modern day adventurers, with extraordinary scuba diving and ancient Mayan culture to explore. Belize could be the original source of eco-tourism. Realistically, though, it’s one or the other. Some of the best diving is further offshore, while the best ruins are far inland. Take a plan inland when you can as the roads are a joke. Don’t miss Chanchich resort, built within a Mayan plaza. Like any good adventure trip, though, you gotta know your limits. Diving the Blue Hole sounds epic, but the stalactites are down at 120 feet. This is the lowest a sport diver with a scuba license can go, and because of decompression tables you get about 5 minutes before you have to come back up to the surface (slowly). The best marine life lives closer to the surface, and it’s a lot safer there too. If you want a thrill, go for a dive at night instead when nocturnal sea life is more plentiful, and have a great time swimming around for an hour instead.

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